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DoD Installs Zombie Atomic Bomb

  • Writer: Seattle News Staff
    Seattle News Staff
  • Apr 11, 2018
  • 1 min read

Washington State to be evacuated in preparation of new prototype weapon.


The Department of Defense is going to drastic new measures in effort to eradicate the zombie population with a newly developed atomic weapon.

The DoD has been working with international agencies to design a powerful bomb that only effects zombies, leaving zero radiation in the fallout.


Nicknamed the "Z Bomb", the 40 Megaton payload uses the newly discovered element Platoractarium which is toxic to Zombies at high dosage while remaining safe for humans. The state is being evacuated as a precaution with only DoD Agents and members of the Seattle News Pres Corp. admitted to be within the state lines.


Concerns over this never tested device have been voiced by environmental groups and the science community. Small scale tests show positive results, but no tests have been conducted with a large scale city such as Seattle. Washington was chosen as Ground Zero after it's population depleted to zero early this week.



 
 
 

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