DoD Agents Clear Downtown Seattle
- Seattle News Staff

- Apr 8, 2018
- 1 min read

Department of Defense Agents exterminates zombie threats in Seattle
This evening, Federal Agents with the DoD head into Downtown armed and prepared for a long night for gunfire. Agents dressing in highly visible orange suits were helicoptered in from all corners with plenty of ammo and DoD issued Honeybadgers.

Washington at the moment of the operation was vacant, but Agents were aware that residence could show up at any moment, so all safety precautions where followed.

Agents spent around 4 hours, with a zombie body count of 75 and a Mega body count of 5. The first Mega encounter injured one unidentified Agent, whom is recovering in the hospital.
This is the first wave of DoD operations to regain control of the state and regain it's now rapidly declining population. Tomorrow evening, DoD will return to Seattle to evaluate the situation.




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